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The Rows is a satirical newspaper mocking various campus developments and policies. Articles include papal support for a pay cut, the arrival of a federal stimulus plan, the infestation of Bruner Hall by slime mold, a mascot change, and the purchase of the English department by Peugeot.
underground newspaper, humor, satire
Unknown, "The Rows: A NewsBrake for the Faculty and Staff" (2009). The Rows. 1.