The UNKmart mocks happenings on UNK's campus. It is a continuation of Kearney State MacCollege. While none of the issues are signed, later information suggests that Dr. Doyle Howitt and other faculty published this.
This issue of the satiric newspaper UNKmart discusses the new UNKmart anchor location at the Higher Education Mall in Grand Island. It will feature a hologram of one of the Deans, narrating catalog descriptions.
This satire asks departments to: "submit a last will and testament as an appendix to the formal written review." The sample will is from the Department of Sociology; it disinherits several other departments, bequeaths offices, and provides for the disposal of memorabilia.